What sould i write so that people dont leave before i want them to?

Big title?
Decent enough target to achieve for a first timer.
Its always been confusing for me to decide which things i should write about.
well in the first place no body wants that i should write.
specially after grammatical mistakes one would find in this blog(?) this question would be more prominent .
So, with so many thing happening in our country some of them are bound to catch attention.
This "trust vote "drama can be more stretching and depressing then Ekta Kapoor Kserials (K silent).This guy Manmohan Singh has won the trust of parliament.
Then it almost gave me a heart attack after I read that Amitabh Bachhan has lost his bag while commuting .(last time also i had a minor escape when "breaking news" flashed the "Mahanayak  got cold".He must have sneezed 5 times and almost every channel was providing the updates."Amitabh sneezed second time for the day"."The 3rd sneeze".).
Then there was this 17 year old boy Chandrasekar who is the youngest post graduate of our country(I 25 barely managed a engg.).He already has some certifications of software giants like Microsoft and some network certificate from Cisco.
May be i should write about a soft engg who is wasting time(by writing blog) money (getting paid for it) and energy(assuming computer consumes electricity) of the company ,he is working for.
May be I should write about the recruiters who commit ed such a terrible mistake of recruiting him.
May be I should write about really faltu people who came to read(forcefully. no body wants to be Guinea pig) a blog which up till now conveys nothing.(well for now even subject is not decided).
may be i should write about some  other "may be" 's( i know...a very bad one.. but on second thoughts in the whole blog there wasn't a good one either .on third though if there wasn't a good one u wouldn't have stayed up till now. on 4 thought ergghhhhhh too many thoughts.)

I congratulate those who have survived (stayed)up till now. I don't want to disappoint u guys but truth is u ha vent reached half way yet.
being a programmer i would like to write a program.
if(hadEnough){
System.out.println("Thanks for coming.And since u are not coming back i ll tell u I wrote better in second half.");
}
Damn there was a bug in the program.Would these bugs follow me in blogs as well???????not fair.
So coming back to the point,(is there a point i was writing about?)

ya i was to decide what i have to write about.
Finally i have decided what i m going to write about.
I am going to write about thoughts.
??
what would this guy our PM would be when he saw other voting to save his govt and he himself did not? He is the only PM in history who did note vote to save his govt as he is not a member of LokSabha.
embarrassment? nah !! if that was the case he wouldn't have accepted the position.
humiliation? nah !! if that had been the case he would have resigned after some MP's showcased the money given as bribe for voting in favour of govt.
then ?? probably remote controlled dolls don't have thoughts.

and yes i know there is a possibility u don't read the whole blog so i would be asking u a secret
password. read backwards .. "ffo em dessip  yllaer u"

what would this guy Chandrasekar would be thinking? he dreams of Nobel prize n other stuff.Considering his talent  he might be able to do so as well .But his thoughts would be more like would he be getting the infrastructure and support he requires for achieving such a feat. Answer would be not.so he might be thinking of moving out of this "cursed" country.

What would this guy be thinking who wrote this news that Amitabh got cold or he lost his baggage.I remember that another news was on papers but not given its due .. like some soldiers were killed in Kashmir in a terrorist attack.Of course this news came in corner of news paper while Amitabh loosing baggage got its share in front page.
shameful? no yaar.
he would be thinking .. i m in a professional world. if i don't write such news nobody would buy the my newspaper.I only write what people want to read.This would certainly make him feel lighter..

But after all this i m feeling a bit heavy. so would u be..
CBI and  RAW can also use " reading my blogs" as  a Third degree measure for terrorist who are too tough crack.

P.S. Even the spell check was unable to suggest me spell for some words..